Funnies

Joshua & Jacob were watching Star Wars today and there was a part that Padamae was wearing a dress that showed her shoulders. Joshua says to Jacob "close your eyes, this is the immodest part". After repeating it several times to Jacob and Jacob not listening to him he says"Jacob do you want to go to heaven?" (spoken like a threat)

I went to Joshua's parent teacher conference today. The teacher thought I might want to be aware that Joshua has been kissing girls at school. We had to do the whole -that's not appropriate behavior talk. We certainly don't want it to be a problem when he gets older..

I took the boys to the carnival and Jacob was walking behind some guy with a huge tattoo on his leg. He reached out and touched his leg and said " that guy has an ouwee on his leg" the guy turned around because he felt Jacob's touch but hopefully did not hear what he said (or maybe he should have).

The boys jumped in bed with me(Belinda) one morning. Joshua said to Jacob "Mom needs to be in the middle because we're in love". How long is it that your boys are still in love with their mom?

Joshua wanted to stand up to be sustained for a calling, so he said, "Do you know what I am going to be when I grow up? The President of the United States."

While driving in the car talking about dramamine as a drug, Josh said, "Drugs mean that you are bad."

Joshua said one morning, "I think I'm growing because my legs are growing out of my pants."